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Lyrics by Legendary Wizard

Classic Jurassic tracks wrapped in plastic
Like John Hammond's dream but my plan's more elastic
Mr. Wizard and atari Matt the tunes chipped like glass it's
The combination of the styles that the man hasn't mapped yet
I remember sitting at the DOS prompt
Comander Keen and ZZT I loaded and I stomped
Pixelated indicated the danger
Situated unwelcome enemy stranger
Behind the screen my face mean and cold
I could dive into any game coded and bold
Daggar in my left hand staff in my right
Battle or flight the Wizard's facing the fight

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Here comes a new challenger the game is within you
It's do or die now so you have to just go through
The series of steps or you start it all over too
I'm not the game master but I'm after
And powerups to make my vehicle faster
Ancient religions are no match for a blaster
Running out of quarters now and this spells disaster

I knew that the arcade provided adventures
Forget going home man, let's journey to the center
Metal Slug and Bust-a-Move grooved
Fingers on the buttons smoothed from gaming soothed
I'm taming the enemy tanks training improved
Firing systems to have me removed
I planned to attack with the biggest of weapons
This station is not yet operational I'm steppin'!

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Here comes a new challenger the game is within you
It's do or die now so you have to just go through
The series of steps or you start it all over too
I'm not the game master but I'm after
And powerups to make my vehicle faster
Ancient religions are no match for a blaster
Running out of quarters now and this spells disaster

Video games makin' me fame thinkin' I'm lame frikkin' insane if you contain all of the same makin' it rain what I became writing the lyrics I came to my senses straight spittin' over 8 bit tunes the consensus was it's freakishly sick funkishly slick I'm pullin' rabbits out of my hat like it's magic tricks magic sticks that's a wizard's staff son boy, you better acknowledge that the zapper light's a fast gun